Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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