i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I need water and some morals
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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