there was a trapeze. enough said
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You almost got us killed.
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