how can u be prego again
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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