I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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