Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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