The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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