Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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