420 ftw
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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