all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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