cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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