I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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