You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Buhtt sex?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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