I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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