So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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