I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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