we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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