Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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