Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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