I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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