nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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