My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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