Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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