who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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