Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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