By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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