Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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