I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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