yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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