in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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