Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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