Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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