so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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