North Korea, Best Korea!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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