I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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