It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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