I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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