We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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