Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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