your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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