I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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