whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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