my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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