I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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