Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
false alarm. still invincible.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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