I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am one with the molecules
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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