Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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