they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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