i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just googled if crying burns calories
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
