We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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