My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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