either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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