i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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