Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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