I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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