i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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